Febbraio 2012
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anonymous asked: blaine tries to teach kurt how to...
darrensbubblebutt:
“Kurt… Kurt,” Blaine says, waving his hands and shaking his head.
“What?” Kurt asks, opening his eyes and looking questioningly over at Blaine. He looks innocent—so ridiculously innocent—with his creamy skin and ruddy cheeks and Blaine feels like the world’s absolute most enormous pervert for agreeing to this because at the moment it feels anything other than innocent. Not...
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Friend: I only found out the other day how gay guys have sex.
My thoughts: I knew like ages ago and now I read about it and you should be creeped out by me. It's so sexy. It's just like straight sex only hotter. And sometimes it's really beautiful and they make love and I just want to cry and sometimes its really kinky and involves blindfolds and handcuffs and I get really turned on. I could read it all day long and never get bored. There are so many types of gay sex and loads of kinky positions and blowjobs are pretty sexy as well. Oh and phone sex and handjobs. But I am never going to tell you that because you will probably send me to a mental asylum for being a porn addict. You're missing out though, like really missing out. If you read one of these fanfic between your OTP then you would just die and then we would have to bury you and you wouldn't be able to send me to a mental asylum. Muahahahahaha
What I actually said: Oh right. Good for you.
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Blaine: Kurt, what's my favorite planet?
Kurt: I don't know, what?
Blaine: Uranus.
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It's my 18th Birthday Today
Yaaayyy!
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justbelieveefp:
Blaine: Life’s too short to- Kurt: No, you’re too short!
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inkystars:
andthatlittleblackdress:
adrianshhh:
best thing on the internet
IH MY ODJFOIJOAI AOFGMEROGRMGOPEM POGRE
HOLY FUCK
Darren just sang with a puppet about rainbows.
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!
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❒ Team Klaine ❒ Team CrissColfer ☑ Team Dermit
zavocado:
mothafickle:
NEW OTP
STEP ASIDE KLAINE
MAKE WAY FOR DERMIT
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Omg. Tyler's tweet.
I can’t.
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squenk:
kurtana:
but like
imagine darren
singing like that
to his future children
dead
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THE LOVERS, THE DREAMERS AND ME!
dracoshermione:
Darren and Kermit singing at the countdown to the red carpet: The 2012 Academy Awards
Reblog if Darren singing with Kermit was the...
chamctc:
I’M CRYING TEARS OF JOY RIGHT NOW